Category Archives: Poetry

The Stinky Stank, A Poem

Posted on November 26, 2009 by jflatnote

The stinky, strong stank That I think that I thank, When I thought that I sank, In the toilet; Smelled of decomposed feet, And the stuff that you eat, When it’s under the street, Once you’ve passed it. I tried … Continue reading →

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Grace with the Ugly Face, A Poem

Posted on November 25, 2009 by jflatnote

Greasy, grimy Grace had an ugly face; And the homely mug she had, she got from her ugly dad. (by jflatnote)

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Peter, Peter Revisited

Posted on November 4, 2009 by jflatnote

Peter, Peter, Walmart greeter, Had a wife, but could’t feed her. Took her to the local Shell, And there he left her, very well. (by jflatnote)

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Humo Ungus – A New Poem

Posted on August 8, 2009 by jflatnote

Humo Ungus caught a fungus, Coming home from school. “Mother can I keep him,” said he. Humo, you’re a fool. (by jflatnote)

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