The Nerd’s Burden by McClellen

The Nerd’s Burden by McClellen

This is not part of my Nerd’s Burden series (see part 1 from earlier this evening), but I thought this English class parody of Rudyard Kipling’s White Man’s Burden (which you can read here) by McClellen of Not So Realistic Fake Apple is pretty good....
Dawn, with her rose-red fingers

Dawn, with her rose-red fingers

I have been reading the wonderful Fagles translation of the Odyssey.  There is a beautiful line that repeats again and again, somewhat in the role of “meanwhile, back at the ranch,” that speaks of Dawn, with her rose-red fingers.  The arrangement of my daily schedule...
The Stinky Stank, A Poem

The Stinky Stank, A Poem

The stinky, strong stank That I think that I thank, When I thought that I sank, In the toilet;   Smelled of decomposed feet, And the stuff that you eat, When it’s under the street, Once you’ve passed it.   I tried to climb free, But you didn’t see Me, When...
Peter, Peter Revisited

Peter, Peter Revisited

Peter, Peter, Walmart greeter, Had a wife, but could’t feed her. Took her to the local Shell, And there he left her, very well. (by jflatnote)