The Nerd’s Burden by McClellen

The Nerd’s Burden by McClellen

This is not part of my Nerd’s Burden series (see part 1 from earlier this evening), but I thought this English class parody of Rudyard Kipling’s White Man’s Burden (which you can read here) by McClellen of Not So Realistic Fake Apple is pretty good....
The Stinky Stank, A Poem

The Stinky Stank, A Poem

The stinky, strong stank That I think that I thank, When I thought that I sank, In the toilet;   Smelled of decomposed feet, And the stuff that you eat, When it’s under the street, Once you’ve passed it.   I tried to climb free, But you didn’t see Me, When...
Peter, Peter Revisited

Peter, Peter Revisited

Peter, Peter, Walmart greeter, Had a wife, but could’t feed her. Took her to the local Shell, And there he left her, very well. (by jflatnote)